Description
Elf on a Shelf? More Like Dog with a Log. This isn’t just any dog; this is a four-legged mastermind plotting his coal-fueled vengeance. He’s got a checklist, not for toys or treats, but for every time you’ve wronged him. Each line checked off with a coal-black X. His eyes aren’t twinkling with holiday cheer; they’re burning with the fire of vengeance.
It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft enough to cuddle with, but tough as the teeth your dog just chewed your favorite chair with. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for any holiday havoc, from food fights at family dinners to the inevitable dive into a snowbank to fetch a lost toy.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Grok AI aided design elements
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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