Thanksgiving Turd-ey T-Shirt

Description

This shirt is truly a fowl situation, featuring a turkey that is half Thanksgiving icon and half… well, you know. Perfect for the family member who always brings chaos to the dinner table, the friend who ruins every sacred moment, or anyone who’s ever been called a little shit. Wear it to Thanksgiving and watch Grandma’s face go through all five stages of grief. Some traditions deserve to be roasted. This one deserves to be flushed.

Gobble Responsibly

It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!